"I destroy myself so you can’t."
- Six Word Story #1 (via brookeeverdeen)

(Source: discomforted, via aperfectwaytomeet)

wanktissue:

i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”

(via jalex-isnotonfire)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again

(via parkerly)

"1. be with someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone."
- Alexi Wasser (via asdsae)

(Source: joeydeangelis, via illwriteyournameonabullet)